Boxers!
Not one step further.
The keeper of the ImperiaI SeaI .
Just the man I was Iooking for.
A woman .
You Chinese are very progressive.
A gift from an oId friend .
Wu Chow.
He wanted me to send his regards.
Father!
[ Gasps ]
Father.
The seaI . You must get it back.
I promise.
Give this. . .to your brother.
[ ChuckIes ]
What are you reading?
Oh . ""Roy O"Bannon vs. The Mummy.""
It"s incredibIe.
Roy"s just taken out the Mummy"s entire army
of zombie confederate soIdiers, and he onIy had one buIIet.
That"s impossibIe.
Oh , no, it"s not.
Roy figured out the physics of the canyon
and then ricocheted a buIIet off the canyon waII .
NaiIed each zombie through the heart.
What about the Shanghai Kid?
He was captured and knocked out on page 1 0
whiIe he was poIishing Roy"s pearI handIes.
Don"t you worry.
Roy"s about to save him from becoming a human sacrifice.
Those stories are aII Iies.
No. See?
It says right here on the back.
""Author Sage McCaIIister bases aII his stories
on firsthand accounts.""
[ Horse whinnying ]
Sorry, sheriff. No princess.
Every day you meet the noon stage.
Every day it"s the same story.
She"s not coming back.
Pei Pei"s married to her work in San Francisco.
Modern woman .
Sheriff, you got a parceI .
Hey, maybe it"s from her!
No. It"s from my sister in China.
[ Horse neighs ]
I know.
I must go.
Stay here and be a good horsey for the new sheriff.
Uh , sheriff, that stage is headed east.
Isn"t China kind of west of here?
I"m not going to China. I"m going to New York.
Roy invested my money.
Is it true that he Iives in a penthouse at the top of the Ritz
surrounded by dozens of beautifuI women
at his every beck and caII?
That"s the oId Roy.
He"s married , settIed down .
Trust me, he"s changed .
[ Women Iaughing ]
So there we were. CompIeteIy outnumbered .
He didn"t have to teII me we didn"t stand a chance.
So I send the Shanghai Kid and the princess out the back.
Poor Shanghai Kid . He was so frightened .
He forgot to thank me for saving his Iife.
I"m used to that.
Now, I returned to the front, and I counted to three. . .
and I burst out of the mission .
PearI handIes bIazing . Lead fIying everywhere.
And not a singIe buIIet touched me.
-No! -Yeah .
What happened to the emperor"s goId?
WeII , we divided it up.
I insisted on giving my share to the Indians.
The savages?
PIease don"t ever caII those nobIe peopIe savages.
If being proud of your body
and wanting to ride around naked aII day makes you a savage,
then , by God , you"re drinking with a savage.
[ SIurping , Iaughing ]
And that is what you caII a French toast.
You are so sophisticated , Mr. O"Bannon .
Whoo!
Who"s up for some more bubbIy?
[ Fingers tapping rhythmicaIIy ]
Reach for the sky, Roy.
Say that again .
Reach for the sky, Roy.
Chon Wang !
You sIy son of a gun !
-Look at you ! -Look at you !
-What brings you to New York? -My share of the goId .
Refresh my memory. What goId?
The emperor"s goId .
Okay, now, that goId is in
what the WaII Street pros caII a Iong-term investment.
We can"t touch it because it"s buiIding .
I need it tonight.
You just got here. Let"s ceIebrate.
No. I don"t have time.
-You just got to the big city. -My father"s been kiIIed .
Chon , I"m . . .
You need the money to get back for the funeraI?
No. I must go to EngIand . The ship Ieaves tonight.
Your father died in EngIand?
China. My sister foIIowed the murderer to London .
Wait. Murderer. I"m a IittIe bit mixed up.
Let me see if I can get the facts straight.
You have a sister? You never toId me you had a sister.
Is she pretty or does she Iook Iike you? Be honest.
Roy, I need my money!
I don"t Iike that tone of voice.
You think after aII we"ve been through I"d stiff you?
I"m doing pretty weII for myseIf.
Yeah .
-I"m sorry, Roy. -That"s okay.
You"re going through a reaIIy tough time right now.
You got to be more trusting of peopIe, okay?
Look at me. It"s Roy.
The coupIe at tabIe 5 is ready to order.
Do you work here?
No, I don"t work here.
It Iooks Iike these guys are wearing a simiIar jacket.
Roy, here"s your cut of the tips.
It"s the craziest thing .
I guess because I come in here so much
they"re mistaking me for a waiter.
-It"s embarrassing . -You Iost the goId .
-Not aII of it. -Where"s the rest?
I have one word for you . ZeppeIin .
I need my money now!
-Easy, easy. -[ Woman Iaughing ]
WiII you do anything for this money?
Yes. I must Ieave tonight.
Okay. Take this key.
Go to the room . Get cIeaned up.
Your oId paI Roy"s got a pIan .
Go! Come on !
Howdy, big boy.
What?
There"s a woman in there! She wants me to sIeep with her.
Of course she does.
I toId her the Great WaII ain"t the onIy big thing
coming out of China.
-Why did you say that? -So you couId get the money.
I wiII not sIeep with women for money!
Why?
I"m gonna sIeep with her for money.
Chon , just go in there and do your business
and think about your sister in EngIand .
-What? -Roy!
-Duty caIIs. -Roy!
Good evening , Mr. Mayor.
Where are they?
Who?
[ Grunts ]
My daughters.
1 0th fIoor.
[ Ringing ]
Roy? Roy, you got troubIe.
Roy!
I got to check on something . I"II be right back.
Chon , new pIan . We got to go.
-Chon , what are you doing?! -[ Woman moans ]
I"m fixing her back.
Put her down , you decadent PhiIistine.
[ Both grunt ]
Hey, Chon , come on ! Let"s go!
-Bye-bye. -Bye.
Come on !
[ Sighs deepIy ]
I don"t understand . What"s going on?
I don"t have time to expIain .
AII you have to know is there are bad men after us. . .
but I"m in the right.
-Roy. -You gotta trust me on this.
Okay, Iook.
I"m in a transitionaI phase in my Iife.
-But. . . -But what?
You want to know the truth?
I"m a IittIe Iost right now.
I see you . You"ve got a sense of purpose.
But Iook at me. I"m a 30-year-oId waiter/gigoIo.
Where"s the future in that?
So what"s the pIan?
You were aIways my compass, Chon .
The pIan . You ask me the right questions.
The pIan?
The pIan , I think, is to find the right woman .
Raise a Iot of chiIdren and teach them vaIues.
No, Roy. The pIan to get out of here.
Okay, the pIan . Here we go.
[ BeII dings ]
[ WhistIes, gasps ]
-Cops! Cops! -They can heIp us.
No, no. Chon , not these cops.
These are dirty cops. They take advantage of peopIe.
Now, if they stop us, remember, I"m not Roy O"Bannon .
Who are you?
I"m your friend Smoky Desperado from the West.
And who am I?
You . You"re Benihana.
-Benihana. -Yeah .
You teach crippIed chiIdren yoga here in the city.
-You go first. -No! Why me?
Because you bIend in , okay?
Now, go! Don"t Iet them see you !
Benihana.
Hey! Hey!
Ooh .
Psst! Chon !
Come on . Stop wasting time.
You !
Chon , I found our ticket out of here.
RO Y: We"re on our way.
Looks Iike oId Roy came through again .
Just Iike oId times, Chon .
MAN : Check over there!
-Over to the aIIey! -That way!
Yeah , just Iike oId times.
WiII you forget about the goId for a second?
You"re gonna have more money than you ever dreamed of
when that first zeppeIin takes off.
Why do I aIways beIieve you?
What do you mean?
You"re Iucky I didn"t invest
in that ridicuIous automobiIe idea.
Yeah , that"s gonna make a Iot of money.
[ Whimpering ]
What"s that?
Doghouse. I"m in the doghouse.
Oh , come on , Chon .
Look, I"m sorry I Iied .
I just didn"t want to disappoint you .
That"s exactIy what I mean .
I can"t take that Iook.
I Iearned it from my father.
That"s how he used to Iook at me.
What did your dad do? Was he an ImperiaI Guard?
No.
Much more important.
He was the keeper of the ImperiaI SeaI .
That"s what I Iove about China.
Everybody"s job description sounds so damn cooI .
The seaI has been symboI of the emperor"s power
since Genghis Khan .
It has been passed down from one emperor to another.
My famiIy have been watching over it for 1 2 generations.
1 2 generations?
My father and I used to skip stones across the moat
and taIk about a day I wouId foIIow his footsteps.
I was his onIy son .
If I"d have been there, I couId have protected him .
It"s not your fauIt. You were 3,000 miIes away.
What"s with that IittIe box?
My sister sent it to me from my father.
-There"s a message inside. -What"s it say?
It"s a puzzIe box. I don"t know how to open yet.
What do you mean?
Get a hammer and smash it open so you can see what it says.
I must have patience.
By the time I"m abIe to open it. . .
I wiII be ready to read the message.
Come on , Confucius.
That"s the corniest thing I"ve ever heard .
Let me see this.
You know what?
We"re gonna go to EngIand .
We"re gonna find your dad"s kiIIer.
We"re gonna get that seaI back.
There"s no reward for this, Roy.
Who said anything about a reward?
I"m taIking about friendship, IoyaIty, honor.
Okay?
Thank you , Roy.
And I hear EngIand is ass soup.
A Iot of pretty girIs there.
[ GaveI bangs ]
First order of business, my Lords. . .
is a report from our esteemed friend Lord Rathbone. . .
who recentIy returned from a dipIomatic mission to China.
FeIIow Lords. . .
I"m afraid I bring disturbing news from the Orient.
The opium wars have ravaged the Iand .
The emperor"s enemies are organizing .
The most vicious are the Boxers.
A godIess band of rebeIs who murder without discretion .
China is not weII .
[ Murmuring ]
I have brought back an envoy who shouId give us some insight
into the inscrutabIe mind of the Chinese.
[ Tiger growIing ]
[ Murmuring ]
Is he mad?
Given to Her Majesty Queen Victoria by the emperor
in recognition of her 50 gIorious years on the throne.
[ GrowIing ]
Outrageousness!
Long Iive the queen .
[ GrowIing ]
# England swings like a pendulum do #
# Bobbies on bicycles, two by two #
# Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben #
# The rosy red cheeks of the little children #
BO Y: Jack the Ripper strikes again !
Extra! Extra! Read aII about it.
Howdy, partner.
The EngIish are not very friendIy.
They"re just sore Iosers.
What did they Iose?
A IittIe thing caIIed the American RevoIution , Chon .
Never heard of it.
I"II give you the highIights.
They came over with about a miIIion men .
We had a bunch of farmers with pitchforks
and beat "em Iike a drum .
Hey! I"m waIking here!
You"re driving on the wrong side of the road !
Bunch of amateurs. These peopIe don"t get it.
HeIIo, Iadies.
[ Women Iaughing ]
Look at you .
What? I"m not supposed to notice a pretty Iady?
I thought you wanted to settIe down and have a famiIy.
I do, Chon . I just hope I can .
Why not?
Sometimes I worry that aII the damn horseback riding
I did out in the West,
bouncing up and down on the hard saddIes might have made it
so my saImon don"t swim upstream the way they"re supposed to.
What?
I might be shooting bIanks.
Oh .
Don"t say anything .
Roy, it"s okay.
Some peopIe are not meant to have a famiIy.
I"ve aIways had such a speciaI connection with chiIdren .
The IittIe ankIe biters.
Hey, watch it, you IittIe punk!
Pardon me, guv.
You gents Iost your way?
Yeah . We"re Iooking for my sister.
She"s staying at 32 Oxford Street.
I know it weII , guv. Me oId man used to Iive there.
Can you show us the way?
WeII , memory"s a IittIe dodgy.
But I"m sure for a bob I couId get you there.
What do you take us for? Okies from Muskogee?
Go seII your buIIshit somepIace eIse.
We"re not buying .
Thanks for the tip, guv.
Hey! I stoIe that watch from my uncIe!
What?
This way.
Come here, you IittIe rubbish eater!
What did I teII you about poaching on our turf, CharIie?
I"m on the straight and narrow. Honest.
What"s this, then?
After I"m through beating you . . .
you"re gonna wish you never ran away from the workhouse!
CHON : Leave the boy aIone.
BIoody tourists! Get your noses out of it!
Do whatever you want to the kid . . .
but that"s my watch .
WeII , there"s a Ioad of us and onIy two of you .
So piss off!
Easy, feIIas. You"ve Iost one war this way.
Don"t make the same mistake twice.
[ WhistIes ]
Come on ! After him !
Hey!
MAN : There he is! Get him !
We"ve got him now. Move in , Iads.
Boys, boys, wait, wait!
MAN : Come on ! Get him !
Up the bIoody Iadder!
[ Gasps ]
Hey! Hey!
WOMAN : Oh ! Watch it!
Hey.
Ah !
Come here, you !
CooI .
Move it!
[ ""Singing in the Rain"" pIays ]
You !
Did you see that?
It"s okay.
Okay?!
I caII that one my kung pao chicken .
I cIothesIined the sucker.
[ WhistIe bIows ]
MAN : Come on , get back!
CIear away!
Make way!
I think you gentIemen shouId accompany me back to the yard .
This isn"t a yard ! It"s a jaiI !
Roy, caIm down .
UnbeIievabIe.
Wait! Someone"s coming !
-Let me handIe this. -I"m gonna handIe it.
The EngIish aren"t Iike you .
They don"t get aII emotionaI . Touchy-feeIy.
Do me a favor.
Park the kung fu . Let me do the taIking .
Come here. Let me give you a hug .
Ooh ! [ Laughs ]
I"ve been after that FIeet Street gang for two years.
Then you two come aIong and bring them down
in a singIe afternoon . BriIIiant!
Now, um . . .
Oh , that"s my watch !
Yes. A street urchin turned it in .
The IittIe punk better not have scuffed it.
-I hope your Iuck picks up. -What do you mean?
I deduced from your watch that you"d hit a rough patch .
He has. How do you know?
It"s an investigative technique I"ve deveIoped .
I can deduce intimate detaiIs about an individuaI
through a cIose scrutiny of their personaI effects.
What eIse can you teII?
The owner of this watch is a bad gambIer
and a Iousy shot.
AIthough he"s cheated death severaI times. . .
he spends most of his Iife wandering in a rather pathetic
and futiIe search for purpose and respect.
Oh , yes.
He has a penchant for Ioose women .
Wow. That"s amazing .
I"m sure it"s a very popuIar party trick
at birthdays for smaII chiIdren . . .
but it doesn"t quite pIay with aduIts.
Just to set the record straight.
Roy O"Bannon is not attracted to Ioose women .
Loose women are attracted to me.
-You"re Roy O"Bannon? -Yeah .
The famous Western foIk hero?
Have you heard of me?
Have I heard of you?
I"ve onIy read ""Roy O"Bannon vs. The Mummy"" five times.
It"s fascinating .
I want you to meet the Shanghai Kid .
Oh , yes.
The faithfuI Chinese sidekick.
I"m not a sidekick. Those stories are aII Iies.
Come on , don"t be bitter.
I can"t heIp what Sage McCaIIister writes.
If there"s anything I can do, I"m at your service.
We"re Iooking for my sister. She"s staying at this address.
Can you take us there?
Oh , dear.
I think you"d better come with me.
Lin .
Wang .
If you don"t mind , I"II just wait outside.
[ CIears throat ] Introduce me.
Oh . This is Lin , my baby sister.
Roy O"Bannon .
PIeasure.
You never toId me your sister was such a. . .
beautifuI Iotus bIossom .
What"d she say?
No, no, no.
No taIking about me in your native tongue.
Why are you in jaiI?
I foIIowed the man who murdered Father.
And?
I found out where he Iive.
I snuck inside his house and tried to kiII him .
It"s my duty to find Father"s kiIIer.
No, it is mine! I"m the one who promised Father.
But I"m his onIy son .
When you abandoned us for America. . .
Father said he had no son .
What?
Whoa. Time out.
Time out. Come here.
The detective"s a fan .
Why don"t I pIay the ceIebrity card?
We"II get her out that way.
-Okay? -Okay.
Don"t worry. I"II get you out.
Everything"s gonna be okay.
In fact, I"m gonna give you my good-Iuck pIaying cards.
Just ignore the naked Iadies.
Wang !
Have you opened Father"s box?
Not yet.
She tried to assassinate Lord Rathbone
whiIst he was taking afternoon tea.
He"s 1 0th in Iine to the throne. . .
Her Majesty"s favorite cousin . . .
and the finest swordsman in EngIand .
So, of course, the press had a fieId day.
The story actuaIIy knocked Jack the Ripper off the front page.
Artie, Lin is not a kiIIer.
She"s just a reaIIy, reaIIy, reaIIy hot. . .
confused Chinese girI .
Maybe if I agreed to sign a few autographs
and taIk to some of my fans here in EngIand . . .
do some type of charity event, can we get her out that way?
I"m afraid that"s out of the question .
What wiII happen to my sister?
She"II go to triaI , probabIy be Iocked away
in an institution for the criminaIIy insane.
The tabIoids have aIready dubbed her ""Loony Lin .""
I thought it was rather catchy.
At the time.
[ ExhaIes sharpIy ]
Do you have any notion what wouId happen
if we were to be seen together?
Since your return , I have yet to Iay eyes on the ImperiaI SeaI .
I"m hosting a jubiIee baII at my country estate tomorrow.
Be at the stabIes at midnight.
As requested , a token of my esteem .
This is where you get out.
I hope there wiII be more trust between us
when I"m emperor and you are the new king .
Wow. Buckingham PaIace. Look at that, Chon .
That"s where the queen Iives.
Hey, Iook at this guy.
CHON : He"s a royaI guard . He has a very important job.
I used to be just Iike him .
No, they"re nothing Iike you .
They"re a tourist attraction .
You can make faces at them , insuIt them . . .
and they can"t move a muscIe.
-Here. Watch this. -Roy. . .
No, it"s okay.
Hey, buddy, your shoes are untied .
[ WhistIing ]
That is the biggest damn beaver I have ever seen .
Roy, stop it.
The queen !
Look! The queen !
She"s mooning us!
He aImost went for that.
My friend and I just came over from America.
You might have heard of it. We run your jerkwater country.
Come on , you gonna take that from a coIoniaI?
Roy, stop it.
I bet you are one heII of a damn poker pIayer.
No hard feeIings.
Huh?
RO Y: They can"t do that!
You"re not aIIowed to do that!
ShouIdn"t have touched him .
You scram , you IittIe punk.
I"ve got friends at ScotIand Yard .
I"II give you up in a heartbeat.
You get your watch back?
Don"t worry about my watch . Go on .
It"s a knockoff.
What are you taIking about?
My uncIe stoIe this watch from President LincoIn .
It"s a priceIess famiIy heirIoom .
Not according to the pawnbroker.
You shouId not steaI .
If I don"t steaI , I don"t eat.
Who showed you how to do aII that kicking and punching?
My father.
Have you ever heard of those? They"re parents.
You don"t "cause you"re a IittIe orphan .
Now, go on . You"re cramping our styIe.
[ Thunder rumbIes ]
Oh , this country bIows.
You need a pIace to stay?
Come on in and warm your dogs.
RO Y: [ WhistIes ] You can get into a Iot of troubIe
breaking into a pIace Iike this.
That being said , weII done.
You just ate the Iast chocoIate.
Course I did .
You gotta Iook out for number one.
I couId reaIIy get used to this.
Living the Iife of a country gentIeman .
Maybe doing a IittIe painting .
Let Lin pIay in the garden with the chiIdren .
Vera, Chuck, and Dave.
Who"s Lin?
Lin"s the most beautifuI woman I"ve ever met.
She"s gonna be the savior of the house of O"Bannon .
Chon , check out the threads.
AII I"m missing is the IoyaI hound curIed at my feet.
We are wasting time. We must find Rathbone.
What do you think I"ve been doing?
Sitting here drinking expensive hooch?
RefiII .
I"ve been working on a pIan .
Now -- Whoa. Don"t sIosh the brandy.
-It messes with the bouquet. -Sod off.
I"m trying to teach you a skiII set.
HeIp get you off the street.
-Bartenders make big bucks. -Roy!
The pIan .
Thank you , Chon .
If we find the seaI . . .
we can prove Rathbone kiIIed your dad .
It"s the oId HaiI Mary pIay.
I aIso have a version where we dig a tunneI .
Hey!
BIoody catapuIt. Jesus Christ!
-You don"t need a catapuIt! -Who asked you?
You don"t interrupt grown-ups when they"re taIking .
""Lord NeIson Rathbone requests the pIeasure of your company
at the jubiIee baII
in honor of Her Majesty"s 50th year on the throne.""
Sounds good .
It doesn"t address security.
They"re not gonna Iet Chon and I
waItz into the castIe.
AII you need is a proper disguise.
I do Iike a good disguise.
I Iook Iike a fooI .
What?! You"re a maharaja. That"s Indian royaIty.
-But I"m Chinese. -It"s the same thing .
Bob your head a IittIe bit.
Gives you more of a India-royaIty fIavor.
That"s good . Good show, good show.
-Cheerio, cheerio. -Cheerio, cheerio.
What do we do when we see Rathbone?
KiII him .
No, okay? No!
You"re gonna be civiI , "cause we don"t have the seaI .
No seaI . No Lin . No famiIy honor. Okay?
Be cooI . Okay, we Iook great.
Let"s enjoy this party.
-Whoa. What are you doing? -I"m going inside.
-The pIace is haunted . -You"re the harness man .
You get back at the carriage.
You wait in case we need to make a quick getaway.
Go on . Man your post.
You don"t aIways get what you want.
Why are you so mean to that boy?
I see a Iot of myseIf in that kid .
It"s kind of freaking me out. Come on .
[ ExhaIes deepIy ]
Your name, pIease, sir.
So I can announce you .
SherIock. . .HoImes.
SherIock HoImes.
Which province do you represent, Your Highness?
Nevada.
May I present Major GeneraI SherIock HoImes
and His Highness, the maharaja of Nevada.
How are the security arrangements?
Oh , everything seems to be going swimmingIy, my Lord .
And if I may say so. . .
it is an honor to guard Your Lordship tonight.
I speak for aII of us at ScotIand Yard
when I say that no matter how far you are from the throne. . .
you"II aIways be number one in our hearts.
Okay, here"s the pIan .
We"re gonna get a IittIe chow.
Then we"re gonna sneak out of here.
-Start Iooking for that seaI . -Okay.
-Spotted Dick, sir? -What?
Spotted Dick.
Can you beIieve this guy?
I"m trying to get something to eat.
He"s asking me if I got the cIap.
I think he"s offering you food .
Oh . Spotted Dick.
Oh , no. I think I"II pass.
I"m not reaIIy a dessert man .
Perhaps my friend might Iike some Spotted Dick.
[ Laughs ]
I might try one of these sausages.
A IittIe smoky Joe.
Mmm ! This is good !
I thought the food here was supposed to suck.
The haggis is fresh from ScotIand , sir.
It"s made from the finest sheeps" bIadders.
I"m gonna get some whiskey and wash my mouth out.
You shouId try the quaiI .
I shot them myseIf this morning .
How do you do, Your Lordship?
Very weII , thank you .
I"m not acquainted with the Nevada province.
But I haven"t been to India since "8 1 .
I spent most of my time in the Orient.
I hear you"ve just returned from China.
You are weII-informed , maharaja.
It is my dream that the Chinese peopIe
wiII foIIow India"s exampIe and one day embrace British ruIe.
The Chinese are very proud .
They pIace famiIy and honor above aII eIse.
WeII , I"m sure we can break them of that.
If you"II excuse me, I have a matter to attend to.
UntiI we meet again .
Patience. I"m proud of you , Chon .
We must find the seaI .
What do you see?
Shh , shh , shh !
He just puIIed a fancy dragon key out of his desk.
That was my father"s!
I must avenge his honor.
Hey, sIow down , tiger. SIow down .
Quit going aII Chinese on me.
Where is he?
Damn it. Remember your puzzIe box. Patience.
Okay, there are no windows.
We just came in through the onIy doorway.
That Ieaves one expIanation .
Remember in ""Roy O"Bannon vs. The Mummy""
how the zombie king got away
when I chased him into the pharaoh"s tomb?
There"s a secret passageway behind the sphinx.
There"s gotta be a Iever or a button over here.
HeIp me Iift some stuff up.
Roy!
The painting . It"s Iooking at me.
-Look! -Oh , yeah .
Looks Iike it"s Iooking at me. That"s great.
No, reaI eyes. Moving !
That kid got to you , didn"t he?
UnbeIievabIe! We"re not in a haunted house.
That"s a technique that an artist uses.
""Ubiquitous gaze"" or ""pursuant eyes"" is the technicaI term .
It"s unnerving , though . I"II give you that.
Roy. Now, those eyes. Look!
Whatever you say, Chon .
Let"s see what you got here, Rathbone.
Roy!
What, Chon? Are the statues moving now?
Wow.
Mm-mmm !
Roy!
I can"t hear myseIf think with you shouting at me.
Chon?
Chon? Chon?
This is ridicuIous.
If you want to act Iike a chiId and pIay games. . .
then find someone eIse. . .
"cause I take this stuff seriousIy.
I"m here to work. I"m on a mission .
Chon?
Okay, Chon .
Okay, you IittIe Chinese otter.
Let"s pIay.
Ha!
Chon , demons!
She"s gonna fight my battIes for me.
Come on . Let"s go.
What? What are you doing?
It"s kinky. I Iike it.
Wow! Look at this.
Wait. There"s something different about this room .
Hey.